作者 | 艾小羊
来源 | 我是艾小羊(ID:qingchangaixiaoyang)
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《漫长的季节》火了，秦昊的人生又多了一个高光角色。
太太伊能静为这部剧连发多条微博，还说要在60岁，写写自己的漫长季节。
不知道是不是这条微博的配图引发了70、80后的集体回忆。
Do you agree that your parents have a second? Different students have different opinions about it. I am very happy to know that Datong School will start the summer camp. The middle school students from the Belt and Road countries will join it. I'd like to work for the summer camp. I want to be a cook, because I want to cook delicious food for students and make them know more about our food culture. I can make many kinds of foods, such as dumplings, noodles and so on. If I become a member of the summer camp, I will prepare delicious food carefully and keep the food clean and safe every day. I will try my best to let students have a wonderful time in our country. Today, as a greener means of transportation, bike-sharing is becoming more and more popular in many cities. It's known that it has many advantages. So it is enjoyed by lots of people. Some students agree with the idea. If so, they won't feel lonely and there will always be someone to play with. Besides, if their parents get older or ill, they can take turn to look after them. However, some students disagree. They worry that they will get less love from their parents if another comes to the family. What's worse, they may not get along well, or even fight against each other. First of all, it's very convenient for people to go somewhere. Also, it helps to reduce the traffic pressure. There will be less pollution because of bike-sharing. Besides, bike-sharing helps people take more exercise. In this way, it's helpful to people's health. As for me, I'd love to have a brother or sister as company, so that we can share our happiness and sorrow anytime. However, it also brings some problems. For example, some people throw them away after using bikes. Even some people destroy them, and some bikes are stolen by thieves. As long as we take good care of bikes, it will make our life better and better, and our environment will be more beautiful. I will try my best to let students have a wonderful time in our country. I am very happy to know that Datong School will start the summer camp. The middle school students from the Belt and Road countries will join it. As for me, I'd love to have a brother or sister as company, so that we can share our happiness and sorrow anytime. How to Improve Our Study Effectively? A great number of students can't finish their tasks, which leads to bad results and makes them less interested in their study. How can we solve the problem? Here are some suggestions. How to Spend Our Time Properly? You need to find an effective learning method. Take advantage of class time to listen to the teacher. Taking notes will help you remember what the teachers say. After class, you should review your lessons in time. You should also finish your homework carefully. If you have discovered any mistakes, correct them immediately. This will help you form a good learning habit. There is no endless time for us to spend. So how can we make good use of time to make our study and life better? Besides, you need to do some exercise. It can not only make you relaxed but also build up your body. First, we should make sure that the time is under control of ourselves. Second, more time should be used in study. As we all know, it takes time to study words or to do some exercises. So, to study well, you are supposed to spend much time on it. Third, we should spend proper time in developing our interests. Fourth, spending time with our family and friends is necessary. All in all, you should make good use of time on study and relaxation. If you have any problems in your study, you can ask your classmates or teachers for help. All in all, time is a good gift from the god. Only when we spend it properly, can we make our life meaningful and colorful. If you follow the advice that I have mentioned above, you will be successful. From 10:00 to 10:55, we plan to sing, dance, perform magic tricks and put on a short play at the farewell party. At 11:00, it's time for us to take photos together and give telephone numbers and addresses to each other. We can also write farewell words, give gifts and so on. After that, we will do some cleaning for our classroom. The party will be over at 11:30. I'm always working hard for a bright future. I imagine what my life in 20 years will be like. In 20 years, I will play an important role in my family. I will take care of my parents. Maybe I will be married and have a lovely child. In my free time, I will get together with my good friends to talk about the past school life. We can also do other things such as gardening and doing yoga. What's more, I will have a job and face new challenges. I think I will be a doctor and help patients. Last but not least, maybe I will have a robot. It can help me a lot in my daily life. Attention, please！Our class is going to have a farewell party in our classroom on the morning of June 26th, 2017. At 9:00, we will talk about what are you going to be when you grow up? After that, we will discuss how to spend our summer holidays. In a word, I hope my life in 20 years will be a better one! In my opinion, everyone should try to be civilized and follow these rules of using bikes. As long as we take good care of bikes, they will make our life better and better, and our environment will be more beautiful. Come to My Hometown Fujian for a Visit Hi, John, I'm glad to hear that you're planning to travel around China during the summer vacation. I'd like to invite you to my hometown Fujian for a visit. My Favorites Subject Glad to hear from you. I'd like to tell you something about the Chinese Dragon Boat Festival and how I spent it this year. Fujian lies in the southeast of China with Fuzhou as its capital city. It has a population of over 38 million. Because of the nice environment, it's known as Refreshing Fujian, which attracts millions of tourists from home and abroad. If you come here, you can enjoy fresh air, blue sky as well as beautiful mountains and clear rivers. Many famous places of interest like Mount Wuxi and Gulag Island are well worth visiting. Besides, you can taste various kinds of delicious food. In school we study many subjects, such as Chinese, English, geography and so on. But my favorite subject is English. How Do I Improve My English Today I am glad to introduce a teenager. His name is Cheng. Hello, everyone, now I want to give you an introduction about myself. My name is Gina Green. Gina is my first name and Green is my family name. I am a girl at the age of 12. I like chatting on the Internet, and my QQ number is. What's yours? I visited Hong Kong last summer holiday. It's a beautiful city and I had a wonderful time there. I'm Li Hue and I'm very happy to stand here to talk about myself. I have a good friend. Her name is May. She is 12 years old. Her telephone number is. Her birthday is March 5th. She is good at English and Cheese. She often plays the piano. She likes reading books and listening to the music. Her hobbies are reading and listening to music. She is a nice girl. We often help each other. We are good friends. There is always something unforgettable in my life, especially the story between my friend and me. My friend Daniel encourages me a lot in many ways. Now let me tell you something about him. Miss Wang is my English teacher. She looks very young. She's about thirty years old, and she wears glasses. She's funny. But she is strict with us. She wants us to study hard. Her lessons are interesting. We are very happy in her class and we all like her lessons. She is a good teacher, and we all like her. Hello, everyone! I'm Li Mei. Look! This is my family photo. This is my grandmother. She is 58. This is my father. He is a teacher. He is 36, and my mother is 36, too. Who's that boy? Oh, he is my brother. He is 13 and I am 12. My brother and I are students. Liang Ling, a 15-year-old girl, is a student in Class 1, Grade 9. How time flies! Three years has passed. I will graduate from junior high school. Look! This is Tom's room. His photos are on the wall. His T-shirt is on the bed. His baseball bat is behind the dresser. The keys are in the drawer. The computer is on the desk. Where is Tom's baseball? Oh, it's under the bed. What is on the floor? They are Tom's shoes, socks and computer games. What do you think of Tom's room? He is a helpful boy who often helps people around him. I still remember what happened between my best friend Lin Tao and me. I hope you can come to China next year and spend the festival with me. I will continue to study hard in my English studies and improve it to a higher stage. To improve our English, the school has given a list of books for us to read this summer. Of all the suggested books, I have decided to choose Secrets of English Words and Time for Kids. Knowing English makes my traveling much easier. I can make many foreign friends, too. This tells us that nothing seems terrible as long as we have a strong will and a brave heart. The first one is a book which may help me use English words better. By reading this book, I will surely learn more new words. This will make my future study much easier. Time for Kids is a popular magazine specially written for students, in which I will read interesting stories and have a taste of teen life abroad. So it must be of great fun to read it. Besides, reading can help me know more about the outside world and make me enrich my knowledge. That's why my dream shop is a bookstore. Being part of this activity, I am expecting a big step forward in my English. There will be a big reading room in it and people can sit in the chair to read their favorite books or magazines. Do remember no matter where we go, be sure not to throw litter everywhere. I am very glad to hear that you will come back to China and study in my school next term. Here are some suggestions for you. I'm sorry to know that you are having some problems now. I'd like to give you some suggestions. In order to have more chances to practice and improve English, we are involved in many kinds of group work and pair work activities in English classes. I hope my suggestions will be helpful for you. A great number of students can't finish their tasks, which leads to bad results and makes them less interested in their study. How can we solve the problem? Here are some suggestions. So I would like to suggest that everyone should borrow more books and read good books. Only when we spend it properly, can we make our life meaningful and colorful. There is no endless time for us to spend. So how can we make good use of time to make our study and life better? On that day, we eat; go to watch lantern shows and dragon dances to pray for health and happiness for the whole year. The Dragon Boat Festival falls on May 5th this year. People all across China eat Zongzi and dragon boat races are held in many places to remember a great ancient person Queue. I think English is very interesting. It's used widely in the world. Wherever you go, you can use it. I can not only learn many new words and phrases but also get the latest news about western countries. Besides, English is a global language. Knowing English makes my travel much easier. I can make many foreign friends, too. What Should I Do For the Strive? As we know, Anshan city is becoming more and more beautiful. Actually, Anshan is bidding for the title of, which is a must for our city to become green and famous in China. As a middle school student, I am terribly happy for that, because I will do what I can do to help. What should we do then? Firstly, we cannot litter anywhere and we should keep the streets clean. Secondly, we should follow traffic rules at all times to keep safe. Thirdly, we should treat each other politely and behave in a civilized way. More importantly, we must plant more trees, flowers and plants to make the city become greener. In the future, I will take notes carefully and focus on correct spelling and grammar. After class, it is a good idea for me to read more articles from English newspapers or magazines. When I have some problems with my English speaking, I will turn to my teachers and friends for help. I will continue to study hard in my English studies and improve it to a higher stage. I hope you can come to China next year and spend the festival with me. To sum up, it is our duty to contribute to and to struggle for the honor of, isn't it? As for it, different students have different thoughts. Some students stand by it, others are against it. As far as I'm concerned, I think study trip is good for students, and here are my reasons. I'm looking forward to meeting you! We had three days off for this festival this year. During that time, I went for a picnic in the countryside with my good friends, and of course, ate Zongzi with my family. I also watched the dragon boat races on TV. I enjoyed the holiday very much. In a word, I'm sure you will enjoy yourself here. He is very popular in our school because he is polite to everyone. Of all kinds of movies, I like comedies best. I think they're interesting. My favorite actor is Jackie. I like his movie King of Comedy. I think it's a successful comedy. For action movies, I like The Lord of the Ring best. It's exciting. I like documentaries because they're true stories. I like only some thrillers. Many thrillers are scary and boring. My favorite memory of my dad is that he always wants to keep me from making mistakes but he tries to let me find my own way, even though his heart breaks in silence when I get hurt. As for my dream, I want to be a teacher; I'll make friends with my kids. I have a good weekend. On Saturday morning, I do my homework. After lunch, I go shopping with my mother. At about five o'clock, I go to play basketball with my friend. On Sunday, I watch a football game on TV. I often help my mother do housework. I watch TV with my parents in the evening. Then I go to bed at nine o'clock. I'm very happy The next morning, I found a piece of paper. It said, never give up, dear. I am proud of you! Like many other boys, I enjoy doing sports, but math's and science are my favorite. My favorite subject is English. I like it because it is interesting. I have English every day. I can speak a little English. I join the school English club. Every afternoon I go there to talk in English. I can see English movies and read English books. I think it is useful for me. I want to learn it well. I like English very much. I would be very thankful if you could give me the chance. As a student, I think I should always try my best to work for our school. Though she is busy, she studies hard and gets good grades. This is my best dad. I love him and I'm so proud of him. Although I am not the best now, I will make every effort to become a top student and I believe you will be proud of me. I imagine that she is not only young but also beautiful. Hello, everyone! I don't like sports, but I like eating very much. I eat a lot food every day. For breakfast, I like milk, eggs and bread a lot. For lunch, I like French fries, chicken, hamburgers and apples. For dinner, I like fruits, vegetables and rice. Although I wasn't willing to do it, I still lent it to him because he was my best friend. I am sure that I can be a good volunteer at the International Dragon Competition. After reading so many books, I get a lot of knowledge and also feel relaxed. I get up early at six every day. After doing some morning exercises, I read English for twenty minutes. At seven I have breakfast. After breakfast I take my schoolbag and go to school. Our class begins at eight, and we have four classes in the morning. After lunch at 12 o'clock, I take a short rest in the classroom. We have three more classes in the afternoon. After school at five, I go back home. I often help my mother do some housework. Sometimes I watch TV. After dinner, I begin to do my homework. Then I take a shower. I go to bed at nine thirty. We are going to have some meaningful activities. To express thanks to our teachers, we each should say thankful words to our dear teachers. It's a chance for you to learn more about Chinese traditional culture. Come and join us! I think we'll have a great time. Before you arrive, we will prepare a clean and bright room for you. It's really hard for me to say goodbye. I wish my school to have a better future. To begin with, we need to be clear about the location of the facilities. I hope all of our younger schoolmates can live and study happily in our school. First of all, I will volunteer to do some cleaning with my classmates, such as cleaning the windows and sweeping the floor. To keep our school clean, we will ask our schoolmates not to litter at school. I am Very Grateful to My Mom Now, I'll graduate from middle school. I am very grateful to my mom because she has done much for me. I think words can't show my thanks to her. My Classmate Liang Ling Liang Ling, a 15-year-old girl, is a student in Class 1, Grade 9. She comes from a poor family. Since she was a little girl, she has cared for her family. My New Head teacher How lucky I am to be his daughter! How time flies! Three years has passed. I will graduate from junior high school. I will enter a new school to study. What will my new head teacher be like? My mom is an excellent teacher and we are in the same school. She works hard and often goes back home very late. I remembered that once I was very worried about a quite hard problem from my homework. She helped me in time though she was too tired at night, and I was so thankful at that time. So my eyes were filled with tears. I imagine that she/he is not only young but also beautiful/handsome. She/he may be both patient with us and kind to us. She/he is also strict with us. I hope she/he is outgoing. He can understand us and make friends with us. If she/he likes doing sports, we can play together after class. She can get more knowledge from her/him. She is great. Let's wish her a better future. I would never forget it. From my mom, I got not only help but also the deep love. Thank you, my dear mom. Every day Liang Ling helps with the cooking, cleaning and washing. I asked her whether she was tired of doing so much housework. “Not really.” She smiled. “I've got used to it.” Though she is busy, she studies hard and gets good grades. What's more, she is always ready to help others. Everyone likes her because of her kindness. In our eyes, she always faces difficulties bravely. No matter how hard the life is, she never gives up. I am looking forward to seeing her/him! I'm glad to hear that you're planning to travel around China during the summer vacation. I'd like to invite you to my hometown Fujian for a visit. Nowadays, reading is becoming more and more popular among us. You asked me about festivals in China. Let me introduce some important ones to you. Of all the suggested books, I have decided to choose Secrets of English Words and Time for Kids. I'd like to tell you something about the Chinese Dragon Boat Festival and how I spent it this year. The book I'd like to share with you is The Old Man and the Sea, written by an American writer Ernest Hemingway. If possible, you may watch Han Show. Hope you'll have fun here. Then, we'll invite you to our class and talk about school life. In a word, it's helpful for our society to do some charity. Many hands make light work. Take actions now to make our society more beautiful! Once, our community held an old thing fair to raise money for the homeless people. Whether We Can Use Mobile Phones How Can a Teenager Have a Successful Life? Grades are not everything our class has had a discussion about whether we can use mobile phones. I have recently done a survey about how a teenager can have a successful life. I don't think grades are important. Students have different abilities and some of them can't be measured by grades, such as creativity, abilities to communicate and act. Some students think it is good to use mobile phones because they can take photos with them in our daily life. They can also listen to music to relax themselves in free time. Besides, using mobile phones makes it easy to keep in touch with their parents and friends. Most students believe it's necessary to study hard. After all, study plays a key role in their life. They also agree they should respect their parents, who look after them every day. Besides, they're ready to serve the society and in their opinion it's really meaningful. What's more, they think each teenager is supposed to make a good plan for future. To start with, I wasn't good at English and seldom got high scores on the exams. But one day, my teacher encouraged me to perform in an English play because of my good pronunciation and lively expressions. To perform well, I studied my lines many times and even dressed up like the character. While we were performing, I could hear my classmates cheering. How excited! Later, my teacher praised me for my wonderful acting and this made me more confident and interested in English. But some others don't think so. They think students shouldn't use mobile phones. Using mobile phones too much is bad for their eyes and it's a waste of time to chat with friends. Sometimes some students use mobile phones to play games. It will have a bad effect on study. In my opinion, I think we'd better not use mobile phones. We should spend more time on our study instead of using mobile phones. All in all, grades can be a way to measure students' achievements in schoolwork. However, different interests and abilities can make a student's a full man. From my opinion of view, we need to make some good friends so that we can learn from each other. Also, we must be active and exercise more to keep healthy because it's important to a successful life. There is an activity about Chinese traditional operas at 2:00 p.m. on July 1. It will be held on the playground in our school and all the teachers and students will attend.
有网友边嗑边玩梗：“秦昊可是咱实在亲戚，你们天天这样嗑不好吧！”无奈嘴上说不好，身体很诚实。
公众能嗑这种过期糖，说明首先大家对于秦昊跟伊能静的婚姻放心，觉得这两口子过得踏实，什么都不能把他们分开。
另外更好的一点，是大家对于婚姻的复杂性，认可与接纳的程度高了。
爱情跟婚姻是两回事，最爱的人不一定能白头偕老，普通相爱的人可能才是最好的姻缘，但无论在一起还是分开，“爱过”都不枉我们来这世间一遭。
掐指一算，秦昊跟伊能静已经结婚9年了，她与哈林庾澄庆的婚姻也仅仅维持了9年，但在结婚之前，两人经历了14年的爱情长跑。
台湾男人多豪放，庾澄庆却是公认的”老派”男人。
“世家子”，爷爷庾恩锡创办了亚细亚烟草公司，大家熟知的“大重九”香烟也由他创牌。
自古政商不分家。
庾恩锡先后担任过云南水利局局长、昆明市市长。
如今的昆明市重点文物保护单位“庾园”，就是庾家老宅。
昆明还有一条路叫“庾园路”。
父亲庾家麟早年留学法国，回台湾后从政。
母亲张正芬是国宝级京剧艺术家，毕业于上海戏剧学校。
幼年庾澄庆与父母
庾澄庆有一首歌《春泥》，是伊能静填词。
歌名取自唐代诗人唐彦谦《春雨》中的一句：庾郎盘马地，却怕有春泥。
与伊能静离婚后，华少采访庾澄庆，问他知不知道这句诗，他说不知道。
但伊能静肯定知道，虽然诗中的庾郎，是北周诗人庾信，跟庾澄庆没啥关系，但在当时，庾澄庆是伊能静的真庾郎。
庾家的家教很严，虽然他从中学就爱摇滚乐，但读完了大学才被允许进入娱乐圈。
25岁出道，28岁凭一曲《让我一次爱个够》红遍两岸三地。
庾澄庆的初恋也来得特别晚，25岁入行以后才谈恋爱，对象就是比他小7岁的伊能静。
左一伊能静，右一庾澄庆
庾澄庆一直与家人同住，并且遵守母亲要求晚上12点以前必须回家的规定。
伊能静在《生死遗言》里多次写到这个家规对两人感情的“伤害”——
“我不明白为何他每次要在深夜离去，无法相信他说的明天还会来看我。”
她甚至为此自残，但庾澄庆总是脾气很好地照顾——
“圆圆鲜红的血滴在床单上，我从来不觉得痛，他气得说不出话来，找来纱布药水，但从不责骂我。”
有人说庾澄庆是个妈宝男，但这个问题搞不好可能会有点双标。
庾澄庆与伊能静恋爱、结婚23年，零绯闻、“不去夜店”，如果没有严家教，哪来的好男人呢……
小S评价庾澄庆：“哈林哥实在是好男人到一种就是怎么可能的一种地步。”
庾澄庆也在很多场合说过，自己算一个老派、古板的人。
甚至小S她们都不喜欢跟他出去玩，因为他会让大家把杯子里的水喝完，不要浪费。
点菜的时候，提醒大家不要点多了。
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与庾澄庆的正统之家不同，伊能静的原生家庭变故较多，14岁就跟随改嫁的母亲去了日本。
刚出道时，伊能静被台湾媒体形容为“小太妹”。
2007年，她出了一本书叫《爱的练习本》，说到自己的初恋对象是16岁开始交往的香港多金男。
因为初恋男友在电话里说了一句“我需要你”，伊能静就丢下《悲情城市》的片约，飞去香港谈恋爱，放了大导演侯孝贤的鸽子。
结果《悲情城市》不仅当年一举拿下威尼斯国际电影节金狮奖，今年还上了4K修复版，电影票价格不菲，在北京电影节上6秒卖空。
错失与影帝梁朝伟同台飙戏的机会，恋爱却又被人放了鸽子。
2007年，伊能静对媒体描述这场飞蛾扑火的初恋，谈到两人互发短信，对方打电话，她关机等细节。
按伊能静说的，这场恋爱发生在她16岁的时候，也就是1984年，但台湾地区1989年才开始有移动电话服务。
甚至全球第一台商用手机都是1985年才出现的。
倒也不一定是伊能静故意说谎。
遇到秦昊之前的伊能静，身上始终存在一种戏剧张力。
如果你看过她的《生死遗言》《生生世世》，会发现她其实是在扮演一个名叫伊能静的角色，真真假假、虚虚实实，有时候可能连自己都分不清楚。
与伊能静拥有强烈的表达欲不同，“多做少说”是庾澄庆的家教；长情而又慢热，又是“老派”男人的通病。
2005年，伊能静被问到与庾澄庆的婚姻生活，她回答：
“我不是一辈子只爱一个人的人，我一直觉得我一辈子应该要爱很多人，经历不同的情感。”
庾澄庆恰恰相反，他公开表示“喜欢一生只爱一个人的感觉，你要说我太古板、太琼瑶也可以，可我觉得够了！”
庾澄庆很理性地把两人的关系分为早中晚三期。
早期一切都不确定，外人参与进来只会坏事，所以坚决不说。
中期适度放开，但仅限于让好朋友知道。
最后公告天下，一定是自己做好了“一生爱一人”的准备。
但庾澄庆也承认，这样可能会让女孩不爽，因为女孩更浪漫，尤其双鱼座的小公主，渴望跟大家分享幸福。
伊能静说庾澄庆是那种不会牵手逛街，但两人一起去看演唱会的门票，多年后还藏在抽屉里的人。
从1986年到2000年，庾澄庆跟伊能静经历了14年的爱情长跑。
在流行炒作的娱乐圈，庾澄庆说不要因为世道或者市场，就要把自己的“压箱宝”统统拿出来讲。
一段感情、一个人是他的“压箱宝”，这个词真把人暖哭了。
但感情世界，往往是甲之蜜糖、乙之砒霜。
对于内心缺乏安全感、需要对方以绝对高调的示爱向全世界证明的伊能静来说，哈林的低调，的确让她情感的表演欲长期无法得到满足。
庾澄庆最情感外露的一次，是在演唱会上唱《只为有你》时，喊“Annie（伊能静英文名），just for you”。
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温和地释放浪漫、用尽全力维护对方，是这个“老派”男人的另一个特点。
《康熙来了》蔡康永问庾澄庆，伊能静有没有整过容，庾澄庆回答：她干嘛要整。
意思是我老婆那么美，根本不需要。
被问“看到伊能静书里比较阴暗的部分，会不会流汗觉得人生太沉重”。
庾澄庆也巧妙回怼：“我也有相当阴暗的一面”。
甚至两人离婚后，有媒体写庾澄庆谈论前妻，庾澄庆都硬刚到对方道歉。
表态“我过去不提的！现在也不会提！未来更不会提！”极大地维护了“牵手门”后人气低落的伊能静。
2000年，庾澄庆为了避开媒体，选择去美国与伊能静结婚，媒体偷拍到的照片，两人连手都没牵。
伊能静吐槽过这次不浪漫的求婚。
两人到了洛杉矶，一下飞机，庾澄庆的朋友拿着花与气球，对伊能静说：“哈林问你要不要嫁给他。”
但是，让庾澄庆下定决心向伊能静求婚的原因却十分浪漫。
前一年伊能静因为子宫肿瘤住院，如果肿瘤是恶性，需要拿掉子宫。
手术前，庾澄庆在病床前承诺，无论你能不能生孩子，我都会娶你。
两人第一次被媒体拍到牵手，是在梅艳芳的公祭仪式上。
庾澄庆紧紧握着伊能静的手，也许这就是庾澄庆式的告白——欢乐时的热吻无需喝彩，悲伤时的携手更显情比金坚。
2002年，伊能静生哈利，庾澄庆进产房陪同。
经过医生同意后，给伊能静唱《情非得已》。
陪产时的一次性帽子、口罩、罩衣，庾澄庆后来一直保留着。
伊能静跟小S去夜店喝醉酒，回家庾澄庆拿垃圾桶给她吐，垃圾桶放左边，她就吐右边，垃圾桶放右边，她就吐左边。
庾澄庆无奈地说：“你真的很叛逆。”
为什么听起来那么像赞美？
果然是爱情的酸臭……
还有那个著名的蚊子梗。
伊能静被蚊子咬后过敏，肿了一大片，半夜起来哭，庾澄庆帮她敷冰，一直敷到她睡着。
这个陈年旧梗，伊能静再婚后参加综艺《妈妈是超人》，有了新番。
眼睛肿了让秦昊看看，秦昊说是被蚊子咬了，没事。
单采时更不卑不亢地补刀：我的家庭里面没有出现过，因为被蚊子咬了出现生命问题。
同一档综艺，秦昊还贡献了一个名场面。
伊能静说，我算明白了，我跟你是爱情，你跟我是亲情。
秦昊回怼：不是，你跟我在说相声，我跟你在生活。
秦昊稳稳地拿捏住了伊能静的“作”，砸烂她的剧本，将她拖进了接地气的生活。
想知道伊能静有多作多矫情，建议去看一下《生死遗言》。
她深夜打电话让庾澄庆来陪，对方没来，她能马上起身去药店买安眠药。
“那晚我没有再打电话给你，我受伤的自尊只让我不停地想着，当我清醒时我最想做的是杀了你。”
“每一次我发狂的时候，你总是有忧伤的眼神，我知道你爱我，我还要你更爱我。”
“我不停测试你的爱情让你担心，我甚至当着你的面与其他异性谈笑风生，只因为我想知道你的眼睛里有没有妒忌。”
以上这些，十八九二十岁的女生看起来应该蛮能共情，再大点都不行了。
伊能静问哈林，会不会因为我有了小生命发胖发丑嫌弃我。
哈林认真地回答她：青春可以被取代，美丽可以被取代，激情也许也可以被取代，但惟有回忆，是谁都不可能也不可以代替的。
同样的话，伊能静也跟秦昊说了，秦昊说：“有话直说，别作。你是不是想让我说我爱你？我就不说。”
我怀疑秦昊看过《生死遗言》，认真分析过伊能静，甚至可能真读过弗洛伊德的心理学著作，才能如此稳准狠地抽走伊能静的梯子，让她从云端跌落醒来。
原生家庭与未完成的青春期，是伊能静的舒适区。
在与庾澄庆的感情中，因为两人相恋时伊能静只有18岁，庾澄庆又比她年长7岁，性格沉稳、内敛，很容易让从小缺爱的伊能静代入亦父亦夫的感情。
无论她怎么作，对方都牢牢地站在身后；她有病，他有药。
两人最终离婚，不知道是哈林累了，还是伊能静玩脱手了。
显性导火索是伊能静被拍到与黄维德公开牵手，疑似出轨。
后来黄维德接受采访，说伊能静主动牵他，被盖章“渣男甩锅”，从此事业一蹶不振。
离婚后的伊能静倍受打击，遇到秦昊的时候，说自己无心恋爱，如果秦昊不想结婚就别来招惹。
秦昊也是个狠人：结婚就结婚，谁怕谁。
两人在一起一个月后，伊能静有一天想到自己从小被爸爸抛弃、又爱上一个小10岁、不靠谱的男演员，悲从心起，哭哭啼啼。
秦昊从厕所出来大惊失色，问她怎么了。
她边哭边把委屈说了一遍。
秦昊听完穿起外套就要走，伊能静问他怎么了，他说：
“我跟你说有病要治。
你只能吸引两种人，一种跟你一样有病的，你们一起演戏；
另一种是想当你医生的，总觉得能拯救你。
我做好准备进入婚姻，是当个普通人，建立一个普通的家庭，所以我必须走。
我前面跟你说我要娶你，我很抱歉，我对你耍流氓了。”
这段话，可以直接搬上银幕当台词。
大俗治大雅，糙汉配作精。
秦昊把细腻都给了表演，在生活里大大咧咧跟龚彪差不了太多，要不是他家请得起保姆，伊能静也得吐槽秦昊不做饭。
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离婚，一度被媒体解读为婆媳不和，这种老娘舅的剧本讨喜，但不一定真实。
伊能静在古早的综艺里，说过婆婆对她很好，帮她带小孩，支持她的工作，她睡到早晨十点起床，婆家人还嫌她起早了，劝她再睡一会儿。
离婚后，伊能静接受《南都》采访，也反驳过“婆媳不和”，说庾妈妈很迁就和欣赏自己。
我总觉得伊能静在第一场婚姻里，处于青春的延长期。
她被照顾、被爱护，表面幸福，却极大地压抑了她的成长。
她像个不断试探底线的孩子，最终“作”垮了这段婚姻。
婚姻的破裂，可能真的没有对错，只有错过——她想要的，你给不了。
而你能给的，她不在乎。
有时候众人觉得可惜的一拍两散，其实是彼此放过。
今天，#秦昊的命也是命#上了热搜。
秦昊宣传《漫长的季节》，发动#下颌线挑战#，结果跳出的页面是庾澄庆伊能静的be美学。
网友疯狂用台词玩梗，是真不心疼人啊～
如果说哈林身上有老派男人的认真，总想以最好的一面示人。
秦昊身上就有东北爷们的随性，谁都别装。
秦昊讲过一个段子，说有一次生日送伊能静贺卡，写了八个大字：你若不作，我必不负。
本来他只想写四个字“有病得治”。
伊能静曾经对哈林说“我愿意为你做牛做马一辈子喔”，可以想见如果她这样跟秦昊说，秦昊会手一挥：别叭叭，赶紧出去把地犁了。
哈林深情，秦昊轻松，好男人都被静姐承包了。
哈林满足了她的奇幻爱情梦，秦昊则举重若轻地治愈了她的童年，将她从漫长的青春期中拔了出来。
大家嗑这个过期糖，既嗑爱情的甜蜜与无常，也有对高成长女性的羡慕与欣赏。
不怕失去的伊能静，最终还是证明了“你若成长，清风自来”。
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